- "My second-grade teacher was right." - Janelle Brown
- "Secret of life: Marry an Italian." - Nora Ephron
- "Took scenic route, got in late." - Will Blythe
- "Became my mother. Please shoot me." - Cynthia Kaplan [April's note: LOL]
- "It's pretty high. You go first." - Alan Eagle
If you had to write a six-word memoir, what would it be?